This morning, I stumbled upon a great YouTube clip. While watching it, I got to thinking about my recently dispatched troll Dee. Surely what she contends is necessary for someone to become American is morbidly insufficient. If she’s right, here are 1500 Filipino prisoners who know as much as she does Americanization.
Quick! Someone call Chertoff, Kennedy and Bush to let them know there’s a new batch of “citizens” waiting to be imported. After all, they obviously love our pop-culture; since government doesn’t seem to have any interest in requiring something more from those it naturalizes these days, let’s bring them all here, let them stay and grant them immediate citizenship.
Sadly, I have to admit that there are probably some of these guys are already more “assimilated” to America than many of our native-born citizens will ever be. My ex-troll is a perfect example of enculturation gone bad.
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1 Arizona Resistance // Jul 26, 2007 at 6:44 pm
That voice you hear laughing at the end of the clip, is not that of Vincent Price. It is the completely amused and entertained voice of the prison warden.
He recently returned from Arizona where he is the most recent alumnus of The Sheriff Joe Arpaio Crash Course in Inmate Behavior Modification.
Immediately after receiving his diploma he phoned the Philippine Islands and ordered a strict diet of beanie-weenies and water for each prisoner. Shortly after his return, he promised a slice of Domino’s pizza to each cooperative inmate in exchange for a live performance of his favorite Michael Jackson music videos every Thursday night.
Please join him next week when the entire prison population with a beautiful and even more elaborate rendition of Billie Jean entertains him.
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